Just The Madame
When sex causes elephantitis!
You know you have those experiences that you know you’ll laugh at when you’re rocking on the rocking chair on your deck one day when you’re about 103 years old? Well last night was one of those! The friend with benefits in on this continent for a few months so we get to spend some…
Read More >>A day in the life …
… we try desperately hard not to judge in our business, Boobalicious and I have very well practiced Poker Faces, as long as we don’t make eye contact with each other! Godmother often jokes and tells people our next business will be in blackmail with the things we hear and see! Fortunately most of the…
Read More >>This Madame loves…
Life is pretty good at the moment – no doubt the result of regular gym sessions, a couple of tan can sessions and some horizontal cardio here and there 😉 So, been meaning to write this post for a while … as Duffy pointed out this weekend … I’m someone who actually talks about awesome businesses…
Read More >>Wardrobe perils in Johannesburg…
… I don’t know how the mense in Jhb do this dressing thing in winter! I received the following advice from friends – layers layers layers – I was told wear tights under your pants / jeans and camisoles under your top, under your jersey, under your jacket. Okay, makes sense. So yesterday I left…
Read More >>Spinning my way to wedding bells…
Tomorrow my very good friend Doc Bel is getting married! So excited for the special day! And to have a likely crazy weekend with the “non-book” book club girls! Only problem is the weather is playing havoc with possible outfits so going to have to play this largely by ear 🙂 So it seems I’m…
Read More >>Life goes on …
… I can’t believe it’s been over 2 months since my last blog post. So, what news? Not much actually … Business is great – aside from the fact that my role has largely morphed into a tree destroying, paper generating, anal attention to detail, boring admin job – the joys of being a franchisor!…
Read More >>Something that baffles my brain!
It never ceases to amaze me how many people go to the loo in public toilets and leave the door open?!?! WTF?!?! You’re in a public toilet! That means you can expect other members of the public to walk in on you! Consider their eye and brain health! This is not just about your privacy,…
Read More >>Shit that is “the devil”!
Before all you religious nuts jump on me, take a chill pill! It’s Monday after a pretty hectic weekend, so I’m going to have my little vent and be done with it! Things that bite my ass currently: Cardio is the devil that I must endure because… Fat thighs are a bigger devil that I…
Read More >>Why does food taste so bloody good?
I was having breakfast with a friend the other day, and we were discussing the fact that we would never be thin girls. She said, you know that quote “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” … well the person who wrote that clear can’t cook worth a fuck! Agreed! Problem is, with all the…
Read More >>Hospital Hilarity
I am a typical busy woman. This means I completely ignore the signs my body sends and push these symptoms to the bottom of the list in my haste to tick off as many things as possible for other people, my business, family, etc. Nothing new here – enter the Cancerian martyr! LOL! So in…
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