Just The Madame
Cougardom rocks … so far :D
What a weekend, birthday parties, birthday dinners, birthday prezzies, SIGH, life is good right now. Of course, what would any party be without random and bizarre displays of affection from a crazy American lesbian chick!?!? Do read on (like you would stop now!) … So Fashion Girl and I were both birthday girls this weekend…
Read More >>Hubba hubba!
So yesterday was a particularly uneventful day at the boutique… until the most divine hunk walked in just before closing time! Damn, this boy was first in line outside the “Hotties Here” door! And he was a pommy, not the crass-wrong-end-of-the-tracks stupid sounding pommy, but that really deliciously posh sounding sort, the sort that had…
Read More >>Where can I sign up for an “Anti-” Alter Ego?
Most people have alter egos that are more exciting than their normal identity, right? That’s most normal people anyway … well I guess in my case, I need and anti-alter ego, because the reality is I can’t go anywhere or do anything without “the boutique” becoming the focus of attention. Which is thoroughly entertaining for…
Read More >>Random musings…
When will my domestic worker stop “correcting” my perfectly laid out chair and ottoman at the bottom of my bed? Every morning I put it at an angle and place my books just so on it, and every evening when I get home, she's “fixed” it! ARGH!!! I know it sounds really anal of me,…
Read More >>Countdown to Cougar-dom begins…
I’m turning 35 this month! I’m so excited, ‘cos this means I’m officially a Cougar! What has this world come to???!!!! Well, I guess since I haven’t been with 1 guy older than me since I was like 22 or something stupid, AND, the official definition of a Cougar is 35 year old or older…
Read More >>I’ll have a side of crap service, skip the poncey please!
It’s one of those weeks where I literally have something on every night (socially, I mean!) and even some mornings … so it’s eating out, dinners, breakfasts, etc. Not good for the body, but more about that later … I have to share last night, and this morning with you, and no-one has paid me…
Read More >>Where do sadists work? At the gym!
I have a theory that people end up in the jobs they do because of their nature … so you find violent people end up in the police force so they can shoot people and smack people around, shy people end up in libraries where it’s quiet and they’re surrounded by other quiet people, and…
Read More >>Walking like a cowboy today…
… and sadly not because I was shagging myself senseless this weekend 🙂 I did a spinning class last night for the first time in forever! Now those of you who have done spinning know, spinning fitness is a different kind of fitness entirely! And uses all sorts of muscles that you don’t normally use,…
Read More >>Dreaming b-rated porn dreams!
What is it that makes me dream the fucked up shit I dream? Okay, am I seriously asking that question when I own a sex shop! What am I thinking??? My subconscious has a knack of taking the most mundane things and turning them into really badly acted b-rated porn! All the day’s events get…
Read More >>Declaration of Independence
Okay, so this is ridiculous blogging once a month! And to be solved immediately! Why have I not been blogging of late, I think it’s because I suddenly became aware that a lot of people are following my blog and know who I’m referring to, etc. and it made me feel uncomfortable being honest on…
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