Posts Tagged ‘sex’
Dreaming b-rated porn dreams!
What is it that makes me dream the fucked up shit I dream? Okay, am I seriously asking that question when I own a sex shop! What am I thinking??? My subconscious has a knack of taking the most mundane things and turning them into really badly acted b-rated porn! All the day’s events get…
Read More >>Cold Shower Required!
OH MY WORD! What a dream I had in the early hours of this morning! Hmmm hmm hmm… I certainly woke up with a smile on my face 🙂 So, who and what was I dreaming about? Well, that’s the weird part … the object of my affection in my dream was Hugh Jackman! I’m…
Read More >>Good on paper vs good on sheets…men…
It was our Fabulous Females Book Club last night, in fact it’s the anti-book club, to make ourselves feel more authentic, we exchange magazines at our club. Last night magazines didn’t even get as far as the magazine exchange, it was all sex talk … LOL. No wonder we considered calling our business The Book…
Read More >>Casual sex rocks!
So proud of myself this Monday morning. I put into practice one of my goals for 2010, which is to think less and do more. I seem to be living my life in reverse 🙂 Most people get to their 30s and decide they’ve had enough of casual sex, I on the other hand have…
Read More >>The hare and the tortoise, but of the human sort…
Male and female sexuality is a vast and complex field of research, and there are so many experts and so many opinions that sometimes one’s not sure what to believe. Dreamer has a saying, “Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them!”. However, there are some things that all medical experts tend to agree on, and…
Read More >>Of plumbers and leaky toilets…
There’s a saying that plumbers always have leaky toilets at home. The meaning being that they spend all day fixing leaky toilets so they couldn’t be bothered at home … Well, I have a Sex Shop! And I’m single! Do the math people! I spent the whole night last night dreaming vivid, erotic – like…
Read More >>The things that get me really excited…
Well, it doesn’t take much at all, let me tell you, my fiance, from way back when, called me a simple needs kinda gal and he listed them as follows … sex, food, air … yes, that was the list, in that order! Glory, well thankfully fiance is history, and my tastes have become somewhat…
Read More >>Hilarity and head in the clouds…
Yesterday was a LONG day in JHB & Pretoria (not my favourite place – sorry Jozi locals), after a long week, by the time we boarded our flight back to Durbs and were sitting on the tarmac waiting for takeoff, DJ (my colleague on the Automotive company side) and I had reached that ridiculous stage…
Read More >>What is booming during the economic downturn?…
With all the doom and gloom and talk of economic downturns and depressions, it can sometimes be difficult to see the silver lining around that dark cloud. An enlightening conversation with a couple in my boutique today, along with a few other interesting titbits over the last couple of days has led me to some…
Read More >>Isn’t a Boudoir Boutique just like a Sex Shop?
Absolutely, positively NOT! Saying a Sensual Boutique is just like a Sex Shop is like saying an exclusive, gourmet restaurant is just like a McDonalds! Yes, they both serve food, but they are nothing alike! When most people think of a Sex Shop, they think of a dark and seedy location on the wrong side…
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