Just The Madame
I’m such a slut! And drunk and disorderly to boot!
A shoe slut!!!!! Iron Fist have a sale running at the moment, so Fashion Girl let me know, and I couldn’t resist this afternoon, especially after how crap I felt this weekend (all self inflicted, details below!!!!), I bought not ONE, but THREE pairs!!! Love love love them all!!! Big decision now is which pair…
Read More >>Why I hate threesomes!
I bet you thought this was a naughty post, didn’t you? 😉 Well, read on anyway ‘cos I may have you wet your pants in other ways 😉 … Have you ever noticed that like celebrity deaths, a lot of other things come in three’s? This week for me it is… falling SPECTACULARLY! Because, you…
Read More >>I may be short on boyfriends, but …
… a blessed little heffalump I am in the friends department, I tell you! You know, if I had this amazing man in my life, it would actually be obscene, so maybe that’s it, maybe I’ve been hit with the lucky-in-friends-stick instead of the lucky-in-love-stick, and you know what, that is quite all right, thank you…
Read More >>“Fuck Me” Shoes Rock!!! Just call me “Sex on legs!”
Okay, so Iron Fist may be the best and the worst thing that’s ever happened to me! I rationed myself last week and didn’t wear my sequin stilettos (read Cougardom rocks … so far for more info on these) at all the whole week – because if I allow myself, I will wear them to…
Read More >>A tale of a dejected Bichon Frise …
… introducing DuffyDog – the new edition to our household 🙂 DuffyDog is a Bichon Frise (not a Maltese! I have already been corrected LOL). DuffyDog has some rather entertaining traits, he’s very vocal for one, and asks for what he wants, everything is on demand, walking, weeing, water – all get’s asked for and…
Read More >>Google is a terribly confusing thing!
Okay, so if you have this idea in your head to finally write your novel, never ever google “novel fiction where to start”! Hell, there are more conflicting ideas out there than there are bones buried in my garden by my Jack Russell, Pork Chop! And that’s saying something! Okay, so scrap googling about where…
Read More >>Crush-worthy character required… apply here!
So, everyone has their bucket list … Godmother has her communing with Gorillas … and I have writing a novel on my list. I decided on my birthday this year, that by next year I want to have written a novel … this has been a secret desire of mine forever … in fact just…
Read More >>Now that’s a new one! Only in my shop!
Sorry, but sometimes we have a good giggle here in the boutique… the questions we get asked… and the things people say… eh eh eh! One just has to smile, and be thankful I suppose, that people feel comfortable enough to share so openly … but honestly … sometimes we really don’t want the mental…
Read More >>Dad? Father? Mr? What does one call him?
I can’t recall if I’ve shared the story of my personal history here, so if I repeat myself, apologies. I was raised by a single mom after she and my father divorced when I was still a baby in arms. My father then left to go back to his native Mauritius and remarried and had…
Read More >>No I’m not thinking of you … bugger off!
What is it with some of my ex’s that they have this “obsession” with me, what I’m up to and whether I think of them and what I think of them??? You know, I get it, if we were involved for a long time, or friends, like Dreamer, or developed a friendship, or whatever, but…
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