Posts Tagged ‘funny’
I do my best thinking in the shower… and not in Afrikaans thank you Facebook!
Is this like a universal truth or what? And why do we all function at such a heightened level cerebrally when we’re standing under flowing water? I’m sure this is a topic that can be debated back and forth ad nauseum, however, that is not the subject of my blog post this afternoon… In the…
Read More >>I’m just not that into you, don’t you get it?! …
For heaven’s sake! Jake again! Can you believe it! There has been ZERO communication from my side since our horrible date on Friday TWO WEEKS AGO! This boy is a sucker for punishment! What happened to the days when your silence implied to the boy in question that you weren’t bloody keen on him! Eh!…
Read More >>Hilarity and head in the clouds…
Yesterday was a LONG day in JHB & Pretoria (not my favourite place – sorry Jozi locals), after a long week, by the time we boarded our flight back to Durbs and were sitting on the tarmac waiting for takeoff, DJ (my colleague on the Automotive company side) and I had reached that ridiculous stage…
Read More >>When does multitasking become multiple personality disorder?…
And you thought I just fannied about in a Sex Shop (ahem, Boudoir Boutique if you please!) all day, alas in today’s economic climate, how many of us can afford to be a single income family? Well, I may be single, but single income I cannot do, so … I have 2 full time jobs!…
Read More >>Top 10 ways to screw up a first date!…
I’m one of those girls that weird dates seem to happen to! I choose to believe that this is the case, and I am not drawing weird people to me, or worse yet, creating weird people! If there’s a weirdo out there, no doubt, I have been on a first date with him! So, since…
Read More >>Busted!…
Leave it to Jessie to get busted with her head stuck in a Lays packet! Only Jack Russels! Can’t say much more about this … hahaha …
Read More >>Why does rain bring out the crazies?…
What is it about rainy weather in Durban that makes everything and everyone go haywire? I know we normally have a lot of sunshine, but people please, get a grip! First, there’s the drivers – I’m on my way back to the boutique this afternoon for a Hen’s Party, and the rain had started already,…
Read More >>Fantasy vs. Reality …
So, I was up last night battling to sleep and had just watched one of my new favourite series True Blood and it got me thinking… What is it that appeals to us so much about these rough and tough guys we always seem to be attracted to? I mean, Bill is a vampire in…
Read More >>Weekend bargains and crossed signals…
So, what excitement do I have to report now??? Well, I worked on Saturday, fortunately the store was nice and busy which is always good, so time passed quickly, then we had a party booked for Saturday afternoon and for a change, the ladies arrived early, spent lots of money and left early, yay!!! 😀…
Read More >>What was I thinking?
I’m back from my dinner with Jake, and it didn’t go too well in my eyes! He was so keen to impress me and kept repeating whatever he thought I wanted to hear, over and over, I got the distinct impression he was just saying stuff for my benefit, but it became very clear as…
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