Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Winston the Pigeon Flockie, I mean Groupie …
Okay, it’s official, I received my Pigeon Race 2009 t-shirt from Winston the Pigeon himself yesterday, be still my beating heart 😀 I’ve never been a groupie before, how fun, perhaps I should get another tattoo somewhere?! I have blogged about the Winston phenomenon before here, so for the history, have a read … Where…
Read More >>Of paper cuts and bitten tongues…
With all this irrational, deranged eating I’m doing lately, I bit down on my tongue so hard yesterday, that I’m still feeling the after effects now … Boobalicious and I had a good laugh though because we were discussing this crazy human tendency to go there when you have hurt yourself. What is it, that…
Read More >>Cheepskates and Green Pubic Hair!!!!
Eh! Sometime I can just scream with the questions we get asked at the boutique and the gall of some people! I love my business, I love the impact we’re having, I love the way we’ve changed people’s ideas, I love the fact that I have literally saved relationships and marriages, I love my life……
Read More >>Bored, BORED, B O R E D !!!
Okay, it’s official, I’m bored! I’m all Facebooked, Twittered and soon to be blogged out! Having a particularly quiet day at the shop, like literally only a handful of people have been in, it’s WINDY in Durban, so 70% of the population has called in sick and are lying under duvets watching movies 😀 What…
Read More >>My name is … and I am a snob …
Snob (n.) One who tends to patronize, rebuff, or ignore people regarded as social inferiors and imitate, admire, or seek association with people regarded as social superiors. One who affects an offensive air of self-satisfied superiority in matters of taste or intellect. Anyone who knows me knows this to be true, I have never suffered…
Read More >>Gale Force Winds, Pigeons & Jack Russells, joy!
The joys of Jack Russells! My crazy Jessie girl caught a pigeon yesterday morning and in typical Jack Russell style, brought it into the house to show me… so by the time I left for work, there were feathers and derms (blood and guts) all over the lounge and passage… So off I go to…
Read More >>Single Girls & Filthy Minds…
Last night we had a fantastic event at Audacia Manor to launch a course we’re starting at the boutique… I was lucky to have 2 of my book club girls (Funny Girl & Naughty Girl) joining and 2 of my best friends as well, so with tables set up for 5 people, I was sorted…
Read More >>Getting on top of things…
It feels so great for life to be getting more under control again… It’s been such a crazy period that I haven’t known whether I’m coming or going and I seem to have turned into a real ditsy chick to boot! I just realised now (5pm) that I never put mascara on this morning! I…
Read More >>Oxygen Thieves! Gotta love them!
I am the first to admit that I don’t suffer fools gladly! Some are so talented at being challenged in the extreme that they warrant the quick impromptu blog post like this. I have spent the last few hours of my afternoon trying to teach someone how to do THEIR job! I find that exceptionally…
Read More >>Curiouser and Curiouser…
Okay, it’s 10:25pm on a Friday night and Frenchy and I are back home already! That’s sad…. We started off at the Whiskey Expo at Suncoast, what a disappointment! Only a handful of whiskeys, we started with Chivas and it was all downhill from there, there was one whiskey in particular we actually tossed, it…
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