Just The Madame
Popcorn for dinner … don’t fight it!
One of the joys of being single is being able to have microwave popcorn for dinner whenever you like, and with whatever you like 🙂 Yes, as a feeder – this is a joy – I don’t feel the “pressure” to cook for anyone and popcorn fills the gap just fine thank you, especially when…
Read More >>You’re happy miserable? Really!
When you’re a positive person, something that becomes glaringly obvious is how many people out there choose to wallow and be negative. Â This is not a criticism of those people. Â It simply keeps bringing me back to one of my life themes – gratitude! Â I am so grateful that I have grown up to be…
Read More >>Euphoria and little green leprechauns!
At the risk of sounding ridiculously corny… I have to say that I am definitely living my best life right now. Â I’m working fuck hard, but playing just as hard, my only grumble is that it’s simply unfair that there are only 24 hours in each day – and why do we need to sleep…
Read More >>Lawyers have nothing on scum-of-the-earth advertisers!
I know I am going to no doubt offend with this blog, and for that I apologise in advance, but this is MY forum to have my say, so you don’t like it, you know the drill – don’t read it. As a successful owner of a growing small business, you’d be amazed how many…
Read More >>I need a holiday from my social life!
Life has been manic lately! Â Crazy, crazy busy, with not a night off! Â My life seems to go through these phases and at the moment it seems it’s in a jol-yourself-to-exhaustion phase! Â I welcome back my inner social butterfly, which has been on too long a hiatus! Â The only problem is, my work life is…
Read More >>Just call me Candi … Candi Pants
Had a quite well behaved night out last night with Duffy and Mrs K at Taco Zulu, but there were some hilariously unforgettable moments that you will so enjoy, so here they are … Taco Zulu was uncharacteristically quiet last night, but just as well really, because as I type this, I am at the…
Read More >>Paralysis by procrastination!
Is it just me? Â Don’t know if any of you have the same problem, but the busier I am, and the more shit I have to get done, the more I put off actually starting it, which makes no sense whatsoever of course, and actually puts you under more and more pressure! So this serves…
Read More >>Dinky Digger’s gone a begging …
Oh hell, our “talking stick” AKA Dinky Digger AKA Dildo Baggins the vibrating mole, has inadvertently been donated to a beggar, crises!  Okay, so I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, only in our non-book-club!  When we first started our club, bunch of loud mouths we are, we decided on 10 rules, after much…
Read More >>There really is no excuse for crap mash!
And definitely not at the prices Czar charges! Okay, so seriously, if someone in Durban and surrounds is looking for a food critic who will say it like it is, pick me, pick me! Â I’m a foodie through and through and you need take only one look at my voluptuous body to know that this…
Read More >>Boys masturbate in the shower and more tales from book club!
What a week!  Beginning to think tipsy, drunk, and hungover are my normal states of being!  It’s just been one of those weeks!  Okay, so here comes the “highlights real” because obviously I can’t go into detail about everything… Our fabulous little boutique won it’s 3rd award in 3 years and this was quite a major…
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