Posts by Boudoir Madame
Of plumbers and leaky toilets…
There’s a saying that plumbers always have leaky toilets at home. The meaning being that they spend all day fixing leaky toilets so they couldn’t be bothered at home … Well, I have a Sex Shop! And I’m single! Do the math people! I spent the whole night last night dreaming vivid, erotic – like…
Read More >>Hot yoga and pizza! What a combo!
Hot yoga is fantastic! But holy moly do you sweat! For those that don’t know what Hot Yoga is, you basically do a power yoga class in a fully heated room! Not heated as in 25 deg C, no people, 40 deg C!!!! So, you good and proper sweat! It is distinctly unattractive, but thankfully…
Read More >>The things that get me really excited…
Well, it doesn’t take much at all, let me tell you, my fiance, from way back when, called me a simple needs kinda gal and he listed them as follows … sex, food, air … yes, that was the list, in that order! Glory, well thankfully fiance is history, and my tastes have become somewhat…
Read More >>Is my brand swallowing me whole? …
Creating a brand from scratch is a wonderful thing, like birthing your very own little creation! Like a child, it has all the best bits of you, and you recognise yourself in your brand. You nurture it as you would your child, you guard it from all who would harm it, and you treasure it…
Read More >>I do my best thinking in the shower… and not in Afrikaans thank you Facebook!
Is this like a universal truth or what? And why do we all function at such a heightened level cerebrally when we’re standing under flowing water? I’m sure this is a topic that can be debated back and forth ad nauseum, however, that is not the subject of my blog post this afternoon… In the…
Read More >>Attack of the body snatchers …
I seem to be surrounded by people who need to trade-in their current body model and upgrade to a new model, is there something in the air? WTF! Bond Girl either has a compressed disk, or is having a stroke! She rants about her bloody Doctors here! She’s off for an MRI tomorrow, hopefully they’ll…
Read More >>I’m just not that into you, don’t you get it?! …
For heaven’s sake! Jake again! Can you believe it! There has been ZERO communication from my side since our horrible date on Friday TWO WEEKS AGO! This boy is a sucker for punishment! What happened to the days when your silence implied to the boy in question that you weren’t bloody keen on him! Eh!…
Read More >>Love letters … between friends …
Sometimes I think Jack Russells are far better at keeping in touch and up to date than we are as humans, we can tend to turn everything into such a production. Jackies have the right idea – Dreamer and I have known each other for the better part of 10 years now I think, and…
Read More >>Hilarity and head in the clouds…
Yesterday was a LONG day in JHB & Pretoria (not my favourite place – sorry Jozi locals), after a long week, by the time we boarded our flight back to Durbs and were sitting on the tarmac waiting for takeoff, DJ (my colleague on the Automotive company side) and I had reached that ridiculous stage…
Read More >>Loosing it…
All day in a boardroom in JHB staring at a screen! Oh man, over it, fly me back home to Durbs please! I are very, very over vis stuffs now! 😀
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