Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Paralysis by procrastination!
Is it just me? Don’t know if any of you have the same problem, but the busier I am, and the more shit I have to get done, the more I put off actually starting it, which makes no sense whatsoever of course, and actually puts you under more and more pressure! So this serves…
Read More >>Dinky Digger’s gone a begging …
Oh hell, our “talking stick” AKA Dinky Digger AKA Dildo Baggins the vibrating mole, has inadvertently been donated to a beggar, crises! Okay, so I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, only in our non-book-club! When we first started our club, bunch of loud mouths we are, we decided on 10 rules, after much…
Read More >>Boys masturbate in the shower and more tales from book club!
What a week! Beginning to think tipsy, drunk, and hungover are my normal states of being! It’s just been one of those weeks! Okay, so here comes the “highlights real” because obviously I can’t go into detail about everything… Our fabulous little boutique won it’s 3rd award in 3 years and this was quite a major…
Read More >>Why I hate threesomes!
I bet you thought this was a naughty post, didn’t you? 😉 Well, read on anyway ‘cos I may have you wet your pants in other ways 😉 … Have you ever noticed that like celebrity deaths, a lot of other things come in three’s? This week for me it is… falling SPECTACULARLY! Because, you…
Read More >>“Fuck Me” Shoes Rock!!! Just call me “Sex on legs!”
Okay, so Iron Fist may be the best and the worst thing that’s ever happened to me! I rationed myself last week and didn’t wear my sequin stilettos (read Cougardom rocks … so far for more info on these) at all the whole week – because if I allow myself, I will wear them to…
Read More >>Cougardom rocks … so far :D
What a weekend, birthday parties, birthday dinners, birthday prezzies, SIGH, life is good right now. Of course, what would any party be without random and bizarre displays of affection from a crazy American lesbian chick!?!? Do read on (like you would stop now!) … So Fashion Girl and I were both birthday girls this weekend…
Read More >>Hubba hubba!
So yesterday was a particularly uneventful day at the boutique… until the most divine hunk walked in just before closing time! Damn, this boy was first in line outside the “Hotties Here” door! And he was a pommy, not the crass-wrong-end-of-the-tracks stupid sounding pommy, but that really deliciously posh sounding sort, the sort that had…
Read More >>Where can I sign up for an “Anti-” Alter Ego?
Most people have alter egos that are more exciting than their normal identity, right? That’s most normal people anyway … well I guess in my case, I need and anti-alter ego, because the reality is I can’t go anywhere or do anything without “the boutique” becoming the focus of attention. Which is thoroughly entertaining for…
Read More >>It’s amazing what you can achieve in full bitch mode…
… The Boutique Bug saga continues with Hyundai Gateway… I took my bug in last Friday to be cured of the problems that had arisen since the service 2 weeks before. They had it the whole day – it was a mission organising lifts, etc. I fetched it, got in, and it was EXACTLY THE…
Read More >>When your least favourite holiday is your store’s best one…
It’s THAT dreaded day soon, that horrific day, that day which you look forward to more than Christmas when you have a significant other in your life but that leaves all us singles feeling UN…something … words that come to mind – UNloved, UNwanted, UNmarried, UNdesired, I could go on, but that would just be…
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