Shame… challenged!
I confess… I do not suffer fools gladly… some days I really have to bite my tongue at the idiotic questions we get asked in the shop.
So for fits and giggles, here’s a list of my Top 5 Idiotic Questions asked in my boutique on a regular basis…
- Do you have many people coming to your shop? NOOOOO! I thought I’d just open a business for the purposes of throwing money away, and even though no-one ever comes, I thought I’d just keep throwing money away! Duh!
- Do people really buy these things (normally pointing at the vibrators)? NEVER!!! Again, we spend time and money importing the stuff for the hell of it!!! It’s 70% of our turnover, you do the math, idiot!!!
- You must get some weirdos coming in hey? Yup, you’re here weirdo!
- Do you do the nude photography in the shop? Ya, actually it adds to the ambiance with your naked bum draped on the couch while strangers browse the store! I ask you with tears in my eyes!
- What are the rates for your services? This is generally asked my a sleazy man over the phone! Need I say more!!!
They joys of owning a sex shop – LOL
Bwa hahahahahahahaha! why do people even bother going to the shop when they are ask such dumbass questions?you should have a sign with a quiz on it saying ” you have to be this smart to enter”!