It’s erotica, not fucking Shakespeare!

You may have heard of this little trilogy called Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James … if you haven’t, where have you been?  Under a rock?!  It’s only the biggest thing since sliced bread and spearheading a worldwide “Mommy Porn” phenomenon … but by all means climb back under the rock or stick your head up your ass if you don’t want to hear more 🙂

Truth be told, I’m an avid erotica fan, my Kindle is embarrassingly (but rather proudly) stocked with much written porn … and I don’t have that many friends who are as big fans as me … or with the same tastes as me … so it’s largely a secretly enjoyed hobby!  I’m so loving that almost everyone I speak to now has read or heard of the Fifty Shades books … I can “come out the closet” as an erotica fanatic now and I get less weird looks 😉

So here’s my current aggravation … people who criticise the writing in these novels!!!!!!!  Are you fucking kidding me????????  Could your head get any further up your ass??????????????  Here’s the thing right!  Do you read Shakespeare and expect his prose to make you wet with desire?  Umm, I think not!  Nor do you watch a porn movie and expect a story line of epic proportions!  You appreciate some things for what they are, not what they are not!  So, if it is really important to you that the prose in your fiction read is impeccable, for pity’s sake don’t read the Fifty Shades trilogy!  If you just want to read something light and fun that makes you seriously horny, go buy the books now!

As for these idiots that find the content of the books “degrading” or whatever else, please go stand on a pulpit somewhere and preach to someone who cares!  And by the way … don’t be too surprised when your husband, boyfriend, partner or whatever ditches you for being the prude you are!  Truth hurts!

We all on the same page?  Let’s hope so 😉

P.S. Yeah I know, I haven’t blogged in 6 months!  My cactus is eating my impatiens and my sunflower too – don’t expect this to make sense at all – internal joke – the worst kind!  But rest assured I intend rescuing my impatiens and my sunflower and writing is a key for me!  Six months since the last time I wrote a blog!  Shaking my head at myself, I need a slap, consider me self chastised!  In fact, Mr Grey … I don’t think I’ve quite done a good enough job … so when you’re done with Anastasia, look me up will ya 🙂