Funny things men do…

So, been having a few giggles with a few girls lately and have come to the conclusion that we all have to put up with the same problems with our men, it’s just the details that differ from guy to guy …

Before you boys jump on your high horses … we LOVE you … we definitely have penis fascination (no, understatement, penis envy!) and we miss you when you and your irritating habits aren’t around BUT …

What is it about you okes that you are physically incapable of having the dirty clothes land up in the wash basket? And why do you save all sorts of broken shit ‘cos you’re planning to fix it “one day”?  And why can’t you do your man cave projects in one spot somewhere, preferably with newspaper down to protect my coffee table from blue paint?  And why do you raid my nail polish supplies to make your fishing fly’s?  And must you come and show me stuff when I’m taking a dump in the loo, can’t it wait 2 minutes?  And why can’t you store all your stuff in a cupboard somewhere (behind closed doors) and not draped across my chaise lounge?  And must you lie with your wet hair on my bath cushion thingy so I get a cold wet one when I relax for my lazy bath?

Laughing out loud, thinking of the funny things you do and hoping you get back soon Friend With Benefits!!!