Oh hell, our “talking stick” AKA Dinky Digger AKA Dildo Baggins the vibrating mole, has inadvertently been donated to a beggar, crises! Okay, so I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, only in our non-book-club! When we first started our club, bunch of loud mouths we are, we decided on 10 rules, after much deliberation and even more wine … we even created a blog, which sadly we never kept up, but which still documents our rules. Rule no. 1 read as follows: One person speaks at a time – the speaking stick (aka Dildo Baggins) holder may talk!
I had clean forgot about old Dildo Baggins, he’d fallen by the way side a while ago, until Funny Girl reminded us tonight about him. Naughty Girl, who incidentally moved house this weekend, gasped, slapped her hand over her mouth and said, “Oh shit! I think I gave him away to a beggar!!! I had hidden him inside a pile of old clothes and forgot all about him!!!” LOL!!!!!!! Discussion ensued about what Dildo Baggins could be being subjected to – has some unsuspecting child been given him as a “toy”, is some toddler out there gumming his “dummy” as we speak?!?! Crises!!! Me thinks no more talking sticks for us, we’ll just shout over each other as usual!!! Far less likely to cause some unsuspecting beggar or toddler emotional damage 😀
As usual we returned to one of our favourite topics tonight – semen! Are we obsessed or what? Apparently there’s some strange oke out there who spanks the monkey in his car – leaving tissues scattered around all over! WTF?!?!?! We girls have it so easy in the masturbation department, have to say, way less cleanup involved! The consensus was – spank it wherever you want to baby – but clean up after yourself! Hee hee.