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What a weekend, birthday parties, birthday dinners, birthday prezzies, SIGH, life is good right now. Of course, what would any party be without random and bizarre displays of affection from a crazy American lesbian chick!?!? Do read on (like you would stop now!) …

So Fashion Girl and I were both birthday girls this weekend – I was on Friday and she was on Saturday. Friday was a day of spoiling all day long! The Boutique girls gave me a little birthday breakfast and I was so spoiled, with everything from new cherry red towels to workout gear to jammies … I got a few prezzies from others too, and by the afternoon when I headed home, I had to use a trolley to take my prezzies to the car, and my poor little boot was jam packed. Was too lovely! Then it was time to party with Fashion Girl later…
Fashion Girl had organised her “jol” birthday party at Origin on Friday night, and of course, being Fashion Girl, there was a dress up theme, and not just any dress up theme but 1980’s Jane Fonda Workout Video style theme! Oi Vey! This is all well and good for Fashion Girl and co. who all look like they should be in an aerobics video … LOL … but turns into something truly traumatic for me and my heffalump like body 😀 So my 80’s themes workout video look turned out more like 90’s hooker – but hey, that’s how I roll 😀
Naturally, we had various stalker-ish people trying their luck all night, which was to be expected… every second guy tried to convince us they were from Sao Paulo, yeah right! Fashion Girl had to call on her man a few times to help convince some pesky people that we weren’t actually available 😀 The highlight, or rather “laugh-light” of the evening with this very determined American lesbian who first turned her attention to Fashion Girl, and then me! It started off innocently enough with her introducing herself, and all went downhill from there … first she grabbed my face, squeezed it, and told me I was “Yummy!” … alrighty then … poker face … she then told me how much she loved my legs and where she’d love to wrap them … poker face started slipping at this point … and then she grabbed my face again and licked it from chin to eyeball and shrieked “Yummy!” again … at this point all attempts to hold any semblance of poker face failed epically and I reverted to deer-in-the-headlights face! Older South Africans will get what I mean when I say, “Yes, well, no, fine!”. Of course, my deer-in-the-headlights impersonation had Fashion Girl in absolute stitches, it’s one of those things I’n unlikely to live down, but shit it was funny 😀
I headed home at a very unusually respectable 1:30am and hit the sack because I had to get started early with the shopping and preparation for my birthday party dinner aka Prawn Feast on Saturday Night. Saturday was a blur of shopping, cleaning, preparing, cooking, in other words, the usual. My poor brother managed to cut the top of his finger off with one of my chefs knives! So that was my Sous Chef out of action for the rest of the evening. It was a great evening with just a few great friends and family 🙂 Bond Girl was there with her man and the kids, Frenchy was there with her man, and Fashion Girl was there with her man. I got spoiled rotten again, with vouchers and facials from Frenchy and Bond Girl (this goes down so well ‘cos I never spend money on myself to spoil myself – these are pure spoilings!) and Fashion Girl went all out and bought me my first pair of Iron Fist DigiSkull Stilettos (OMG!!!! I have been coveting hers for ages, so thrilled to finally have a pair for myself!). Fashion Girl and I are just stupid over shoes! Like really! Practical is not a word in our shoe vocab at all!!! Needless to say, I am wearing them already, as I write this! My gorgeous purple and green sequin Iron Fist Heels – sigh! Eat you heart out girls … there’s a pic of them above…