So, with an attempt to stay positive, here’s a list of things to love about being sick…
- You have a legitimate excuse to mope around the house all day in your pyjamas.
- There are actual benefits to staying in bed ALL day!
- All that sensitive skin gives you a reason to get naked in bed, like you need a reason, but whatever!
- If you have a fever, you’re allowed to stuff your face, after all, you’re supposed to feed a fever.
- If you just have a cold, you have the perfect excuse to detox, ‘cos you’re supposed to starve a cold.
- Anytime you’re asked to do anything, you can say, “No, I’m sthick!”.
For good measure, here are some truths I learned today:
- Knorr Chicken and Mushroom Cup a Soup is NOT actually edible! Come on now!
- Taking 12 Viral Choice tablets the size of a small vehicle, and 24 000 mg of Vitamin C does diddly squat to improve matters.
- Walking around the centre with no makeup on and looking half dead in a green tank top and pink jersey WILL get you lots of squiff looks, DEAL with it people, I’m sthick!