Car Pileups…

A few humorous excerpts from my past follow…

4 Car Pileup:

Sometimes things happen to me that are totally surreal, correction, they often happen! Way back in the day when I was studying and waitressing to make some extra cash, I was waiting at a bus stop for a bus to work, naturally wearing the typical waitressing outfit for the time, short demin skirt and t-shirt! This bus stop happened to be about 100m back from a traffic light. So I’m standing waiting for the bus minding my own business, and watching the guys driving past checking me out, when the light changes to red, and one of these characters leering at me plows into the stationary car in front of him, and the 2 vehicles behind him follow suit! No really! As if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, I then had to watch all 4 of these men gather to discuss the cause of the accident and endure the furtive glances and understanding nods that followed! The bus could not come soon enough! Surreal!